1. Your dress code prohibits hoodies – a key requirement of Agile.

2. You consider yourself an Agile centrist – that Manifesto sounds kinda socialist.

3. You keep a copy of the project requirements in your trunk for traction.

4. You hold a scrum every third Wednesday, whether you need it or not.

5. You favor Agile process – as soon as requirements, design, implementation, verification and maintenance are done.

6. The cafeteria vending machines don’t carry Red Bull.

7. You practice occasional iteration. Continuous iteration sounds so exhausting.

8. Your project manager is well-rested, takes long lunches, and golfs twice a week.

9. Your meeting minutes binder weighs the same as a small pony.

10. Stakeholders don’t want to know about coding progress – it would ruin the surprise.