Lean requirements are like those crinkly silver space blankets. They’ll do the job, but they don’t look like they will.

The word Agile is like the word Socialism. Many of the people throwing it around these days don’t really understand what it means.

Scope creep is like bacon. You say a little bit here and there won’t hurt, until too much eventually stops up the whole works.

Waterfall is like the Mafia in Vegas. People say publicly we’re better off without it, then whisper privately that they kinda miss it.