What do Business Analysts and Pixar have in common?
They both discovered there’s good money in managing the gap between fantasy and reality.

Why is the Web Analytics department like Barstow?
It’s just a brief stop on the way to Vegas you tend to skip if you’re in a hurry.

Why are Business Analysts like Patti Hearst?
After enough abuse, they start sympathizing with their captors.

What’s the difference between a Marketer on release day and a 3-year-old on Christmas morning?
The 3-year-old will eventually stop whining that he didn’t get what he wanted.