The Kvetcher – Your theme song is “Nobody Knows The Trouble I Seen.” Yes, progress can be hard-won. It’s not that we don’t care about your petty frustrations — oh wait. Yes, it is. We just want to know if the baby’s delivered – not a full description of each labor pain.
The Platespinner – Your theme song is “Piece of My Heart”. You’re calling into the scrum — but not all of you. You not only have us on mute – you’re on a second conference call on the other line, switching back and forth. Plus, you’re talking to the Sears dishwasher repairman. Pick a lane, buddy.
The Late Night FM Radio Host – Your theme song is “Papa Can You Hear Me?”. Um, no we really can’t. That low, meandering, mellow murmur, the “uhhhhs”, the long pauses, may be sexy and ultra-hipster on midnight community radio. Now it’s 8 am and you’re at work. Speak up – you’re telling us how your tasks are progressing. Not about how “Dark Side of the Moon” was mixed.
The Perennially Surprised – Your theme song is “What’s Going On?”. The scrum happens every day, same time, in roughly the same order. Not exactly a pop quiz, is it? Don’t put us through three and a half minutes of your mental journey that eventually ends at “no new updates”.
Hi Michael,Certifications are just necessary to get the job and not to get the job done.Necessary? if you have the job not rellayCertifications are just business a lot of people (mostly consultants of course) got a CSM. Real involved scruming companies have CSPO’s.but that’s only my point of view.CheersPierre